heartbreakirwin:

Amnesia - Z100 New York

(via heartbreakirwin)

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yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

(via guy)

hardcorefishing:

me trying not to wake my parents up while getting a snack

(Source: r9n, via gnarly)

(Source: definitive, via guy)

cuntgradulation:

thanks mom

(Source: brianvsilvers, via guy)

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via dewgongo)

punkderp:

httpdonut:

fallenfor5sos:

(c) 

BROMANCE OF THE CENTURY

I’m crying this is brotp

(via weedclemmings)

BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

(Source: mohawklliam, via gnarly)